Slight left turn here, my weekly recap will be up next post.
I said I would never run a marathon.Β Never had any desire to.Β Β Β Vehemently shot it down every time someone asked me.Β Β Β Thing is, it’s not even the marathon itself that deterred me.Β Β Β I mean I am the queen of stupid stubbornness, I figured I could drag myself through one if I had to.Β It wouldn’t be fun, wouldn’t be pretty, would take 10 hours, likely break me and turn me off from running forever.Β Like I said, queen of stupid, I totally realize I was underestimating the thing.
What scared me was the training.Β Β Β Who in their right mind signs up for marathon training?Β Β The mere idea of a 4 hour long run at the ass crack of dawn on a weekend morning almost gave me hives. I mean have you looked at some of those training plans?Β Who has time for all that?Β Don’t they realize I have Netflix to watch?!Β Β Β Doubt’s a nasty companion no matter hard you deny hearing it.
I am a self proclaimed slacker, laziness is my strong suit.Β Just ask my mother.Β Β I’d never stuck to a training plan for a half, how the hell would I stick one for a full marathon?Β Β Throw in long work days and a commute and it seemed even more unlikely and I was fine that.Β Until I wasn’t.
The hunt for a training plan began.Β It’s easy to get lost in the sheer number of them available.Β Β Some looked scary, some looked doable.Β How do you know what to choose?Β How do you know which one works for you?Β For me, a person who loves sleeping in on the weekends.Β For me, someone can find the simplest excuse to skip a run?Β For me- who still feels like a poser sometimes?Β There was one that kept jumping out at me…but it was for serious runners, not slackers like me.Β Β That would be crazy.Β Β But then I read the book and it didn’t help prevent the crazy.Β I’ve never shared what training plan I am using because I know all you real runners would think I lost my damn mind.

So yeah, Hansons.Β Β You know the one all about cumulative fatigue and hitting paces and no super crazy long runs? Β I can hear the “WTH’s” now.Β Β I blame Colby.Β And then Allison.Β βΊΒ Anyways, I read it cover to cover and then parts again. I stuck stickie tabs all over it. Β Suddenly the crazy seemed doable.Β Β The beginner plan looked like a chance I could take.Β Β So I took pen to paper and mapped everything out on calendar pages.Β April to race day.Β Then I only looked at each month at a time.Β April- nailed that.Β May- I knew this was where things got intense so I made an adjustment- I dropped Friday’s run.Β Β So, I guess this is technically no longer Hanson’s.Β I Slacker-ized it.Β But 5 days a week with 2 planned speed/ strength workouts was still such a huge step for me, I figured I would be sufficiently fatigued.Β π My hope for June was to add in that 6th day.
Then I got hurt.Β And it wasn’t the mileage that did it.Β Β I only missed 4 runs in May and 3 didn’t happen until after I jacked up my shins.Β Β I think I figured out what did me in- I ended an easy Monday 5 miler with some butt kicks and high knees.Β Why? No real reason other than I watched a video on running form over the weekend.Β People- if it’s not breaking you- don’t mess with your form during training!Β After Tuesday’s 800 repeats, I did some more high knees and butt kicks.Β By Wednesday I could barely walk.Β That Thursday’s attempt at a tempo was laughable.Β Everything since then has been some odd combination of the Just Finish version of Hanson’s and rest. Β And I am pissed.
I was actually doing it- I was following a training plan.Β Yes, it was kicking my ass but in a good way.Β Tempo’s were growing on me and I was so stinkin’ proud that I was following through.Β That is what this marathon training has taught me.Β Β Β Doubt can shut it’s ugly trap.
There’s this tv show that I watch and there’s a character on it who says something like this-
” the souffle is not the souffle- the souffle is the recipe”
Which is finally making sense to me.Β Β The marathon is not the prize- training for it is.Β If I can train for a marathon and actually follow through with something, well, then I can do anything.Β At least that’s what it feels like.
Who knows what the next 48 days will bring?Β Not me, but until then I am going to #justkeeprunning.










